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						<title>Thieving hooker grows male organs as hers disappear</title>
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						<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 07:48:00 -0400</pubDate>
						<description>Rumours are making rounds that a commercial sex worker who operates in the high density Zolozolo Township in Mzuzu has grown male organs after she reportedly stole money from her client, The Weekend Times can reveal.</description>
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						<title>Harare man in court for practising bestiality with a dog</title>
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						<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 08:03:00 -0400</pubDate>
						<description>In a rare case of bestiality, a general hand at Cesta Breeders was allegedly caught red-handed having sex with a dog. Kenneth Muhoma (32), of Waterfalls has since appeared before Mbare magistrates&amp;#039; court charged with bestiality.</description>
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						<title>Tsvangirai and fiancee blow up US$50K in new York</title>
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						<category>Top News</category>
						<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 15:04:00 -0400</pubDate>
						<description>PRIME Minister Morgan Tsvangirai reportedly pampered his fiancée Ms Elizabeth Mazvita Gama (nee Macheka) by booking her into a US$5 000-a-night suite at New York’s exclusive Waldorf Astoria Hotel for a week.</description>
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						<title>Landlord takes both tenant&#039;s money and wife</title>
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						<category>Top News</category>
						<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 11:25:00 -0400</pubDate>
						<description>A GWERU man recently went berserk and severely assaulted his landlord after he allegedly caught him red-handed, pants down in bed with his wife. </description>
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						<title>Man arrested for an authorised 1300 km car test drive </title>
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						<category>General</category>
						<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 16:45:00 -0400</pubDate>
						<description>Alcohol flows freely when a new car is launched, but one Harare pedestrian thought it would be better to drive home sober than walk home after taking a few, so he stole the display and drove more than 1 300km over the next eight days before the police caught up with him.</description>
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						<title>&#039;Small house&#039; weeps in court as magistrate bars her from visiting married boyfriend</title>
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						<category>General</category>
						<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 16:25:00 -0400</pubDate>
						<description>A 26-year-old Harare woman yesterday cried in court after she was told to stay away from her married boyfriend. Betina Chisvo was brought to court by her boyfriend&amp;#039;s wife, Loveness Mavengedze seeking a protection order against her.
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						<title>Court in stitches as woman claims US$300 maintenance for unborn baby</title>
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						<category>Courts</category>
						<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 16:09:00 -0400</pubDate>
						<description>A Harare woman last week sent the court gallery into uncontrollable roars of laughter after she claimed maintenance for an unborn child. </description>
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						<title>Disgruntled maid serves her employer a glass of urine flavoured water</title>
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						<category>General</category>
						<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 15:56:00 -0400</pubDate>
						<description>A Cruel maid has been jailed to an effective two months for urinating in her employer&amp;#039;s drinking water over a salary dispute.</description>
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						<title>Zimbabwe&#039;s divorce rate sky-rockets</title>
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						<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 15:46:00 -0400</pubDate>
						<description>In an effort to preserve the family institution, the Ministry of Women Affairs, Gender and Community Development is in the process of setting up a commission of study into family life issues, a move that is expected to help curb the rate at which people are divorcing.</description>
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						<title>Bikita old man killed for possessing terrible goblins </title>
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						<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 15:32:00 -0400</pubDate>
						<description>Two brothers from Bikita allegedly killed their 80-year-old uncle by beating him with logs after accusing him of possessing a goblin which they said caused misfortunes in the family.</description>
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